September 14, 2005 - 3:51 pm
EXACTLY HOW LONG WAS I IN A COMA?...because I accidentally ran across this article just now. I mean, I'm sensible enough to think it's a fake, but still. It looks pretty convincing, and all the other stuff on the page is real.
Right?
I'm having one of those paranoid moments where (once again) I've convinced myself that either 1) some well-meaning family member has constructed an entire fake world for me (50 First Dates style) eliminating all memory of some time period in which I suffered some traumatic event that surely would mark my emotional demise or 2) that some criminal element kept me in a coma as part of a sinister kidnapping/ransom deal - only no one paid, and they couldn't afford to keep feeding me glucose through an IV so they eventually had to wake me up and send me on my way after blocking the whole unfortunate event from my mind (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style).
So, if someone would be so kind as to reassure me that Bill Gates is still alive and ruling the world, I'd appreciate it.
~Samantha
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